Saturday, April 17, 2010

Death in 140 Characters

Eric: oh god, i did it.
Eric: i have a twitter.
Me: what is your first tweet going to be?!
Eric: "this is my first tweet, @america"
Eric: or #america?
Eric: how does this work?
Eric: IS IT AN AT OR A HASHTAG
Eric: [has mental breakdown]

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Things She Did With That Broom!

Abbey: literally stuck in a conversation with people seriously discussing 401ks. i just laughed at a 401k joke i didn't understand!
Me: get out of there and come to musical monday. a tranny just nailed 'defying gravity'.